i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
