one two three fourrrrnication!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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