We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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