I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
