my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Life is so much better after having sex.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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