He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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