shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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