Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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