i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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