covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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