i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Randomize
