The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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