Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
