Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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