would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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