yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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