i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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