All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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