Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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