If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You are a genius and a whore.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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