I want to stick my p in your. b.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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