Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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