Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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