So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Randomize
