So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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