she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I am naked and annoyed.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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