Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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