i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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