apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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