I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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