if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize