i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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