at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
