the new term for farting is butt boxing.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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