He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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