ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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