Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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