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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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