So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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