Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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