Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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