ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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