chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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