dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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