Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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