**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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