what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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