I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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