On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it glows. i had to have it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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