Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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