i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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