Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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